• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Don\’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He\’s a grown man. Fishing\’s not that hard.

    • I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.

  • Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

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